1. Judge Dredd (1995)
Complex Says: There's a lot to hate in Judge Dredd. The chintzy set design. The ridiculous plot. Sylvester Stallone's shitmouthed performance. Leave it to Sly to fuck up a perfectly awesome Lamborghini. Behold the stupidest futuristic car in movie history.
2. Freejack (1992)
Complex Says: According to this mindnumbingly dumb sci-fi flick (starring Emilio Estevez and Mick Jagger!), tomorrow's rich people will cruise around in cars that look like bloated slugs. Of course, they'll have gullwing doors
3. Back to the Future 2 (1989)
Complex Says: Yes, that's a 1989 Ford Probe dressed up to look like a pair of sunglasses that a late-'80s coke-dealer might wear.
4. Megaforce (1982)
Complex Says: According to this 1980s clunker, cops in the future will ride "Delta MK 4 Megafighters" and dress like gay astronauts.
5. Total Recall (1990)
Complex Says: Looking back, most of Schwarzenegger's movies are actually campy kid flicks. Yes, even Total Recall, which featured the annoying and utterly stupid Johnny Cab.
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